You guys should read this. I’m pretty sure everyone knows who the hell steven lim is? This is one of his post about washing assholes and this will also be my first update after so long, about assholes. Here goes :

Seriously, Did you wash your assholes today???  I m dead serious!

This is the truth…You could treat this entry as informative

or educational.  I find this a need to educate cause it concerns

hygiene.  If you feel uncomfortable in reading something i seriously

wanting to help people, pls leave my web immediately.  I am seriously super pathetic guy in this world..I m not joking.  I only start seriously washing my asshole only 1 year ago!  Before that, no one actually tell me it is a need to wash certain parts really clean.  Have you taught your children the correct way to wash??  Spraying with water alone is not good enough which i used to do that before one year ago because I always feel it is so dirty to directly use your fingers to wash clean the parts where shit comes out.  Look how stupid I was and nobody actually taught me about washing myself right.  Correct method of washing anus, use soap and water together just like you are washing your hands before food.  Can you imagine not washing ur buttocks clean…Most of times it will result in bacterial infection of anus cause by the shit, agitating itch and extreme sharp pain even.  Sometimes, even affecting your walking too when you cant close your legs.  Why the hell my parents never teach me properly how to bathe myself or m i stupid?  I got a hidden secret that a few of my close friends know only.  I used to think that sperms fly around and outside our private parts and i tried to fertilize an unwasted real chicken egg when i was in primary six.  I feel so dumb now thinking back the egg may be so dirty.  Best part is no one actually teach me properly on how to wash private parts.  Yes, you are right…I spray water with abit of soap.  GUYS!! WRONG! IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I M YOUR SAVIOR!!! THE CORRECT WAY IS YOU HAVE TO PULL BACK THE SKIN COVERING TURTLEhead all the way  AND WASH THE DRAINAGE WITHIN and every portion you can see thorougly!!!! DO NOT B WORRIED THAT IT MAY DAMAGE IT OR LOSE VIRGINITY WHAT SHIT.  I lost mine at 22.  DUN MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AS ME AGAIN.  I SUFFERED INFECTIONS WITH YELLOW DISCHARGES N DISTURBING EXTREME PAIN N ITCHINESS during my secondary 3 or 4 period which i cant really remember.   I have to run to my father for help and finally, he taught me how to wash mine with him demonstrating washing his!  But dun worry, I dun have any diseases for goodness sake with recent hospital blood report.  You all should thank me for having the courage to tell you things your parents may be so shy to teach you all.  Dun be a stupid fool like Steven Lim so old then realize that washing asshole is very important for health and hygience.  There are no school lessons at my time teaching us how to waste asshole.  The most only teach us how to waste hands.  I seriously think it is time for schools and visting nurses to add this in their health education syllabus. Thank you.

By : Steven Lim

Gross shit ever seen....