I just spent 1 1/2 hours on a quiz . BELIEVE IT OR NOT!?!

And you don’t wanna know what i did.

Of course, FULL MARKS as usual.

Now im gonna BATH then complete my NSL cause i’m learning

how to coax and row at the same time tomorrow. NICE!

Whooops, outcast

Why SOME people just don’t understand this.

Quit adding when i don’t even know who the hell are you and stop

sending me text messages trying to be FRIENDLY and all when i dont

even know who you are.

I’m not INTERESTED and i’m ALSO not a HOMO.

so FUCK OFF.

Damn,

common test on monday:(

Common test on monday.

So many things to do, so little time to complete.

Today was the @#@%^%$#$ day of my life.

Missed my 3 hr practical and 2 hr lecture.

All because of NR and my laziness to complete my project on time.

No more skipping lectures, tutorials and practical NEXT TERM!

Two more weeks before the commencement of our( NP HSN ) common test and

im so not prepared for it.

This week i have due projects and test which i deem to fail.

( Unless i have answers to all the questions. )

Regatta is over. Now another new season. New season means having to pay $30 again. Sigh-

Moreover, im hoping to see MORE people joining PA this upcoming season. Especially the GIRLS team cause they are lacking of people in the team. Guys on the other hand shouldn’t be a problem.

So this upcoming race on april MR500,

PA gonna BOOMZ the world!

BOOMZ

You guys should read this. I’m pretty sure everyone knows who the hell steven lim is? This is one of his post about washing assholes and this will also be my first update after so long, about assholes. Here goes :

Seriously, Did you wash your assholes today???  I m dead serious!

This is the truth…You could treat this entry as informative

or educational.  I find this a need to educate cause it concerns

hygiene.  If you feel uncomfortable in reading something i seriously

wanting to help people, pls leave my web immediately.  I am seriously super pathetic guy in this world..I m not joking.  I only start seriously washing my asshole only 1 year ago!  Before that, no one actually tell me it is a need to wash certain parts really clean.  Have you taught your children the correct way to wash??  Spraying with water alone is not good enough which i used to do that before one year ago because I always feel it is so dirty to directly use your fingers to wash clean the parts where shit comes out.  Look how stupid I was and nobody actually taught me about washing myself right.  Correct method of washing anus, use soap and water together just like you are washing your hands before food.  Can you imagine not washing ur buttocks clean…Most of times it will result in bacterial infection of anus cause by the shit, agitating itch and extreme sharp pain even.  Sometimes, even affecting your walking too when you cant close your legs.  Why the hell my parents never teach me properly how to bathe myself or m i stupid?  I got a hidden secret that a few of my close friends know only.  I used to think that sperms fly around and outside our private parts and i tried to fertilize an unwasted real chicken egg when i was in primary six.  I feel so dumb now thinking back the egg may be so dirty.  Best part is no one actually teach me properly on how to wash private parts.  Yes, you are right…I spray water with abit of soap.  GUYS!! WRONG! IF YOU ARE READING THIS, I M YOUR SAVIOR!!! THE CORRECT WAY IS YOU HAVE TO PULL BACK THE SKIN COVERING TURTLEhead all the way  AND WASH THE DRAINAGE WITHIN and every portion you can see thorougly!!!! DO NOT B WORRIED THAT IT MAY DAMAGE IT OR LOSE VIRGINITY WHAT SHIT.  I lost mine at 22.  DUN MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AS ME AGAIN.  I SUFFERED INFECTIONS WITH YELLOW DISCHARGES N DISTURBING EXTREME PAIN N ITCHINESS during my secondary 3 or 4 period which i cant really remember.   I have to run to my father for help and finally, he taught me how to wash mine with him demonstrating washing his!  But dun worry, I dun have any diseases for goodness sake with recent hospital blood report.  You all should thank me for having the courage to tell you things your parents may be so shy to teach you all.  Dun be a stupid fool like Steven Lim so old then realize that washing asshole is very important for health and hygience.  There are no school lessons at my time teaching us how to waste asshole.  The most only teach us how to waste hands.  I seriously think it is time for schools and visting nurses to add this in their health education syllabus. Thank you.

By : Steven Lim

Gross shit ever seen....

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Hi,

I feel that this blog is somewhat dead already.

I’ll only do it once in a blue moon.

whenever i feel like pouring my thoughts out for the world to see.

So thats the end of what im gonna say.

cheers.

The time is flying, the night is crying.

Those times we spent together,

Were nothing but memories.

As you pen down your thoughts in the dairy,

Will you think of me?

When you say your prayers,

will you pray for me?

As you prepare yourself to sleep,

Will you hope to see me in your dreams?

Good times are bound to be remembered and not forgotten.

As we cross the finishing point together,

Say it with me as i speak;

” Thank you for being there whenever I need a hand. You were always there and i will never forget you as a friend. ”

Jovian

:)

So many things, so little time.

When the day finally comes, ill be idling by,

Thinking if those words were meant to be said

When time flew right before my eyes.

Its gonna be a race of an experience. 

SUNDOWN MARATHON, 

Here  I come!

Though there’s a high possibility that i’ll be doing this race alone. 

Ratio of running alone is  ” 90 : 10 “

But why the worry?

Running my first full marathon will be the greatest experience ever.

Where it test my strength, endurance and determination.

But the thing is, i did not train for that far so the estimated time clocking in will be around 6 hours plus minus and i think that after the run, all my adipose tissues will be burnt away. Thats what i aim for.

Most importantly, 

I WANT MY FINISHER TEE!!!! hahaha

Must buy 4D ! 

Sure tio man! lol

Cheers!

In less than 24 hours time, 

ill be going away. Far away from Singapore to this magnifying place called Taiwan. ( I think it is a great country afterall. )

So ill be there for 6 days with my cousin and grandma(she was the main objective for me going  to Taiwan) before returning to Singapore at about midnight??

And when I reach home, ill have to repack my luggage and stuff and prepare for THAILAND!!!!!!!

From 7th till 16th april. It’s a long trip, you don’t have to remind me about it. ( i know somebody’s jealous.)

Oh wells, Bet itll be a great trip after all.

To Sarrah : 

Knowing you was very much a pleasure. That’s a undenying fact.

I like the way you keep things going. Abide all circumstances. You somehow see through others. Giving them a chance to prove you wrong. Life is never easy and perfect but you made it through them all. Thick and thin you swallowed with pride, And always give yourself a try. You stumble and fall at times but yet you managed to stand tall and grin. With that pretty face of yours, no one can deny. 

Would you give me a try? 

Wah, That sounded corny when you actually read it aloud. 

Sheeesh-

Skinny Arse.